Only Fools Do 2Ks - 2026

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Only Fools Do 2Ks
Only Fools Do 2Ks Sunday, March 29, 2026, 9 am CDT The 2K. You know it. It’s the race you love to hate and hate to love. You can’t seem to quit it, and it never goes away. The crown jewel of the Ergon Metron, our signature event, and the race against which all other erg races are measured. The best of strategy, execution, stamina, and technique. Do you have it? The fourth and final stage race of the Ergon Metron Series Cup. Only Fools Do 2Ks can be entered as a solo event or as part of the series. There will be decals, race caps, and medals to win, official race merch for sale, and the champions will have their names written on the Fools Fest Sprints Trophy and be crowned with a Fools Fest Sprints performance bucket hat—the gold standard of erg racing, the 2000m. Join us and show us what you've got! • Results reported to Concept2 Rankings. • 24 hour submission window for championship title and official rankings. • 30-day submission window to earn your EM Master race cap.
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Ben Stephens
1 (6:09.4)
2
Lina Bélanger
Smol People Union (SPU)
2 (6:53.1)
3
Matej Čambal
3 (7:00.7)
4
Patrick Godin
4 (7:02.1)
5
Phil Brown
5 (7:10.5)
6
Lawrence Overway
6 (7:20.0)
7
Niall ODonnchu
The Renegades
7 (7:21.0)
8
Kevin Maloney
8 (7:21.6)
9
Nancy Cook
Nancy Cook Coaching
9 (7:27.1)
10
Scott Farish
10 (7:33.9)
11
Keiran Johnson
11 (7:35.1)
12
Paul Harding
12 (7:37.7)
13
Thomas Redburg
13 (7:45.1)
14
Brian Moore
14 (7:55.7)
15
Stuart Johnston
15 (7:57.5)
16
Steven Zimmerman
16 (8:18.5)
17
Carol Motley
Row House
17 (8:25.4)
18
Michael Quinlan
18 (8:29.0)
19
Adam Altman
19 (8:30.8)
20
Scott Schlossberg
20 (8:43.1)
21
mollie pitrone
21 (8:52.8)
22
Mia Zierk
Erg Rats
22 (8:55.3)
23
Andrea Featherston
23 (8:58.4)
24
Lynn Smith
24 (9:24.6)